Mommy Moments

-I can't seem to keep my plants alive. So I find it a miracle that my children are not only alive, they're growing, thriving, and blossoming.

-Why am I on facebook when I haven't had breakfast yet?

-How is it that their playclothes stays clean, yet their newly ironed jeans immediately get covered in chalk, dirt, food, etc?

-I feel such a sense of accomplishment when I finish a giant costco box of cereal. My next goal is to finish that giant bag of craisins....

-You think finishing off that giant box of cereal is impressive, you should see how I've mastered typing with one hand.

-One minute, i hear two sets of screaming. Two minutes, I hear two sets of laughter. Three minutes, I hear two sets of screaming again.